Colin from Portsmouth listed all the things Labour would do with a supermajority – and it broke him
We’re not sure why the news media have repeatedly invite Mel Stride, Wes Streeting and Nigel Farage to comment on the election when Colin from Portsmouth is out there, brimming with knowledge and passion on that very subject.
Colin is, of course, the satirical creation of comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison – also known as the Exploding Heads.
It seems that the possibility of Labour winning with a massive majority has pushed the perma-furious Colin over the edge, and he really let rip on what Keir Starmer might do with all that power.
Brace yourself.
Colin from Portsmouth lists every policy Labour will enact if they win a supermajority, and it's utterly chilling. pic.twitter.com/dyVE6msgJh
— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) June 18, 2024
“They’ll reduce the voting age to five years old.
They’ll re-wild Heathrow Airport.
They’ll make care home residents take the knee.
Gary Lineker will become controller of the BBC.
They’ll strip Penny Mordaunt of her military medals.”
Some of those sound like a great idea, to be fair. These people, and many more, gave the sketch their vote.
1.
‘Tis triffic this. https://t.co/qKd7HiWVY8
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) June 18, 2024
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Colin’s gone woke, he’s dropped the “Bloody” from Gary Lineker’s name.
— Nutz (@colonel_nutz) June 18, 2024
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Putting money on every one of Colin's concerns having (almost certainly) been the subject of a column in @Telegraph .
The Mail has gone too woke.
Probably.— Tonkov's Zyogoma (@tonkovsferrari) June 18, 2024
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Pretty close to the current @conservative campaign judging by the Party Political Broadcast that has just been on https://t.co/X0VL2Ivs3t
— Phil Lowthian (@phillowthian) June 18, 2024
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What's a labour supermajority going to give us….,
Diane Abbott as the new Doctor Who! https://t.co/XO7tKAw3Xl
— M_Cox (@MartynC06) June 18, 2024
6.
Colin is spot on as ever, I hope I can shake his hand at Swindon. Without his wise words I really would struggle to know what to think on the key issues of the day.
— John Chapman (@chappers0106) June 18, 2024
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the best ever and gets me dangerously close to voting Labour. https://t.co/FoFwMS217p
— Luke Murphy (@WellingInKent) June 18, 2024
8.
Take it easy Colin, we’re two weeks out, you need to pace yourself ! pic.twitter.com/N1j7kkPmwL
— Marky-L-Griff (@griff_sly_fox) June 18, 2024
9.
That’s some manifesto! Bloody brilliant!@GaryLineker for Controller of BBC would get my vote!
Top work guys!
Love to the family. https://t.co/E9Jl3JaXQY— Sue Reeve ♥️️️️ (@mrsverypicky) June 18, 2024
10.
As on form as it gets guys, Diane Abbott the next Dr Who, Kuenssberg forced to do journalism, Colin speaks for the nation as we stare into the pit.
— Phillip Coles (@672403) June 18, 2024
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#RejoinEU it’s officially sanctioned by Colin https://t.co/XIth65kNsA
— Lady Wicket (now deemed a Scottish Extremist) (@Wicket_Weir) June 18, 2024
12.
Perfection https://t.co/Sb3gH3iYNj
— Mark O'Neill (@marxculture) June 18, 2024
If you can get to any of these places, you still have a chance to buy tickets to see Colin from Portsmouth live.
COLIN FROM PORTSMOUTH – THE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED LIVE TOUR!
️ 4th Sept BRIGHTON
️ 5th Sept MAIDENHEAD
️ 6th Sept BRISTOL
️ 12th Sept LEEDS
️ 14th Sept SOUTHEND
️ 27th Sept SWINDON
️ 6th Oct SALFORD
️ 9th Oct FAREHAM
️ 12th Oct LONDONLink to tickets below pic.twitter.com/4bDPrmTGwq
— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) June 7, 2024
We highly recommend you get a wriggle on.
TOUR UPDATE:
– London date now SOLD OUT so we've added an extra show.
2nd October, Leicester Square Theatre
Link below pic.twitter.com/46FAyVaYy1
— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) June 19, 2024
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