‘Women, what’s something men say that they think is okay but is actually creepy as hell?’ 17 proper no-nos
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‘What’s a simple pleasure that the opposite sex will never understand?’ 18 (not all NSFW, honest) delights
This American conservative doesn’t believe male animals have sex together and was schooled into next week
The unexpected (NSFW) payoff to this note left on a park bench had people howling
Dermot O’Leary’s face during This Morning’s ‘sex toy’ chat is the most rewarding 19 seconds you’ll spend today
Someone bemoaned how ‘sexual’ the world had become and this comeback was just short of orgasmic
This hilariously direct payoff to this Tinder exchange is a textbook example of ‘mission failed successfully’
This hilarious tale of a woman’s discovery under her mum’s bed can’t possibly get any more jaw-dropping – then comes the payoff
The response to this person’s sex tip for men’s bedrooms had us in pieces
This guy ran some numbers on his girlfriend’s sexual history and it’s epically awful (NSFW)
Surely the funniest relationship advice (and the most unexpected payoff) you’ll read this week
‘What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?’ – 23 serving suggestions
The neighbours don’t believe the washing machine’s making these noises and it’s a NSFW treat
‘What’s something you can say during sex and in a restaurant?’ 19 (NSFW) suggestions
This politest of notes about a neighbour’s unfortunate sex show was simply perfect