A Telegraph writer shared why her dream move to Italy was ‘just too frustrating to bear’ and it had the entire internet hollering into next week

Have I Got News For You roasted Trump for his AI Doctor Jesus post, and it’s four minutes very well spent

An American questioned Europeans’ ability to walk in the heat and ended up burned to a crisp – 14 especially savage and on-point takedowns

Between the Tory power stance and the unfortunate mic placement, this photo of Trump has gone wildly and hilariously viral – 19 favourite reactions

Matt Goodwin questioned why Waterstones isn’t displaying his ‘bestselling’ new paperback, and the replies pointed out the bleedin’ obvious – 17 favourites

Richard Tice’s fiery new AI-slop profile pic featured a burning Union Flag and an unspoken invitation to mock him into next week – 21 favourite burns

Trump wanted praise for being able to sign his own name, and Joe Rogan led the sycophantic applause – 17 scathing takedowns

This chef’s pronunciation of tzatziki is still the most entertaining we’ve ever heard

Jamie Oliver failing to persuade a group of kids that chicken nuggets are bad is a genuine Hall of Famer

This hilarious story of identical twins pranking their college friends is top tier twinning

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie thought she was being clever by saying “liberal men aren’t attractive” and it blew up spectacularly in her face

Trump’s border czar Tom Homan says the church should stay out of politics, and the irony of this coming from a MAGA goon is almost too much to bear

JD Vance said people don’t know “how bad the corruption is in Washington DC” – 14 people who reckon they have a pretty good idea

Trump supporter Caitlyn Jenner is upset she can’t use her passport anymore due to Trump’s anti-trans policies – 15 people relishing this episode of keeping up with the karma

NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled his plans to tax the mega rich by hitting their second homes and it’s annoyed all the right people in the best way