I went to a Trump rally and lived to blog about it – notes from inside the orange & distended belly of the beast
Donald Trump explained why the Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor and his rationale should be dishonorably discharged into the sun
What’s something that instantly tells you a person is going to be exhausting? – 17 signs someone is going to be an energy vampire
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Lee Anderson pretended his breakfast fry-up was a ‘cultural thing’ and ended up totally roasted – 17 calorific comebacks
Nigel Farage claims his £5 million crypto windfall was leaked by a Kremlin hacker, and the chinny reckon stretched to Thailand and back – 23 sceptical responses
17 favourite clapbacks to Donald Trump’s ironic revelation that ‘a lot of people’ didn’t know there was a ‘b’ in dumb
Danny Kruger downplaying Reform’s Makerfield candidate’s vile misogynistic comments about Carol Vorderman spoke volumes about where the party is right now
The New York Times described the exploded SpaceX rocket’s mission as ‘mostly successful’, and the takedowns were out of this world – 21 scathing reactions
‘What’s something people brag about that’s actually embarrassing?’ – 21 cringe things some folks think are cool
25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift
‘Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot?’ – 22 futures that went down the pan in an instant
Whoever wrote this viral headline about actor Jacob Elordi leaving the Cannes Film Festival deserves a Pulitzer and entry to the pun hall of fame alongside these classics
25 actual quotes from flat-Earthers that will have you facepalming to the Moon and back
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Donald Trump posted some AI slop of himself throwing Stephen Colbert into a dumpster, and got absolutely dragged – 17 best burns
25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift
Trump says he would have ‘won California’ if Jesus had counted the votes, and there’s not enough ‘Sure, Jan’ in the world – 15 brutal corrections
Danny Kruger downplaying Reform’s Makerfield candidate’s vile misogynistic comments about Carol Vorderman spoke volumes about where the party is right now
17 favourite clapbacks to Donald Trump’s ironic revelation that ‘a lot of people’ didn’t know there was a ‘b’ in dumb
The New York Times described the exploded SpaceX rocket’s mission as ‘mostly successful’, and the takedowns were out of this world – 21 scathing reactions
Nigel Farage claims his £5 million crypto windfall was leaked by a Kremlin hacker, and the chinny reckon stretched to Thailand and back – 23 sceptical responses
This ring cam footage of a kind woman named Lynn calling round to her neighbours on a specific mission is honestly the most heartwarming thing you’ll watch today
The BBC reported on Gavin Williamson’s pet tarantula dying – 20 people treating the tragedy with all the solemnity it deserves
Keir Starmer should have had an easy win by calling for the Champions League final to be shown free to air, but it became a bit of an own goal instead
‘Rolling Stone’ is going mega-viral for bluntly stating the obvious about Donald Trump’s corruption, and now people are calling for more of the same
Whoever wrote this viral headline about actor Jacob Elordi leaving the Cannes Film Festival deserves a Pulitzer and entry to the pun hall of fame alongside these classics
Donald Trump confirmed he’s not going to his own son’s wedding because he’s so focused on the job and loves America too much, but his schedule tells a different story – 20 reactions worthy of a toast
Film director Christopher Nolan said he’s never used emails or a smart phone and got buried in an A-bomb of Reply Alls
This Maga Senator asked why Cuba is corrupt accidentally described the Trump Administration instead and it was simply glorious