Somebody asked if anyone had ever had a ‘famous neighbour’ and the answers were (mainly) very entertainingly Z-list

This video of ‘the guy who shot Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai’ is today’s funniest thing (and boy do we all need it right now)

‘What’s something you stopped doing and it surprisingly made your life better?’ – 21 ways quitting is actually winning

‘What’s the daftest thing people have to pay for?’ – 23 incredibly unfair ways people reckon they’re being fleeced

The White House bigged up its war on Iran with a Hollywood movie mashup and it utterly beggared belief – 15 zero-star reviews

Kristi Noem will become the ‘Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas’ on the first of April, and the internet brought its best burns – 18 funny favourites

‘What’s the most unhinged advice you’ve ever received?’ – 21 so-called pearls of wisdom to make you run a mile

George Monbiot on why Britain shouldn’t get dragged into Trump’s war on Iran is brilliantly done and essential viewing for anyone who might think otherwise

Charlie Stayt just brutally schooled Kemi Badenoch after she said the RAF was ‘just hanging around’ the Iran war and people loved him for it

‘What’s the fastest ‘yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends’ moment you’ve ever had?’ – 21 people who will never be a good pal

‘What was the moment that made you realise you absolutely had to leave a job?’ – 19 people who just couldn’t take it anymore

Poor people who have dated rich people, what did you learn? – 17 lessons on how the other half live

This Brit reporter wasn’t taking Pete Hegseth’s ‘no’ for an answer and more of this sort of thing please

This magnificent takedown of James Cleverly over Iran didn’t just have the Question Time audience applauding

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