Donald Trump bragged that a cop thanked him for saving his sex life with the stock market – 15 people not buying what Donny is selling

Keir Starmer’s old cocky soundbites about losing elections and ditching political parties have come back to haunt him, and people are relishing the bittersweet irony

‘What’s something you defended for years before finally admitting you were wrong?’ – 21 people who chose a terrible hill to die on

‘What is something your parents were not strict about but you wish they were?’ – 23 people who were crying out to be grounded

RFK Jr posted a spoof commercial for his very own action figure and self-awareness must be sold separately

Hillary Clinton revealed exactly how pointless the questions were at her Epstein deposition and it was truly out of this world

New York mayor Zohran Mamdani just totally played Donald Trump and all it took was a fake newspaper singing his praises

GB News took Reform UK’s by-election defeat just as well as you’d imagine and they should make this available on prescription

Fox News called out JD Vance on America’s poor economy and his comeback was as wearisome as it was predictable

This Maga congressman taunted Canada about America’s ice hockey gold and it was a glorious own-goal for the ages

The US Department of Education posted how to make America smart again and they should probably go back to the drawing board

What’s an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? – 21 blown minds

‘What’s the “Don’t trust a skinny chef” of your job?’ 22 handy red flags to look out for in the workplace

This great BBC News man just brutally owned the chairman of Reform UK and it just gets better and better

Matt Goodwin blamed ‘Muslim sectarianism’ for the Greens winning the Gorton and Denton by-election, and the public isn’t buying it – 14 spoiled ballots