Nadine Dorries and Laila Cunningham gave competing trainwreck interviews defending Reform UK’s funding, and honestly it’s hard to pick which is the more excruciating to watch

Humour vacuum JD Vance attempted a joke about hanging out with Joe Biden at the 9/11 anniversary, and if possible it’s made him even more unlikeable and unpopular

Nigel Farage said he’d declare a “national emergency” and make Parliament sit 24 hours a day if Reform UK are elected, and people were quick to point out a few flaws in his plan

Trump says Canada is a bigger threat to the United States than China and the entire internet responded as one

Bob Mortimer’s been plugging his new book on Twitter along with a ‘catering slipper’ and it’s pure Mortimer magic

JD Vance says America didn’t win wars until Donald Trump showed up and got taken down in a hail of clap backs

James O’Brien identified the only two types of Reform UK voter and it’s hard to argue with a single word of this

Everyone’s making fun of Nigel Farage but surely no-one did it better than this savage burn by the TUC

Nigel Farage is desperately pretending its business as usual at the Reform UK conference and it went just as well as you hoped it would

17 funniest and most totally on-point things people are saying about Nigel Farage right now

A Reform UK-er said they’d still be voting for Nigel Farage in the face of the latest revelations and it’s fair to say it didn’t end entirely well for them

James O’Brien’s takedown of his Reform UK-er was already good but the payoff was proper chef’s kiss territory

C4 News’s Nigel Farage expose is all anyone is talking about and Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s cold open is quite the watch

Trump blamed Americans for taking too many days holiday and these 17 replies shamed him right back into the Oval Office

Donald Trump wants to add his name to the Strait of Hormuz and out of all the A++ replies, this one knocked the rest out the park