This etiquette expert claims it’s good manners to eat cornflakes with a fork, but the internet’s just not swallowing it – 17 crisp clapbacks

Donald Trump was asked if Americans should now worry about attacks at home and his unbelievably heartless answer would put even Lord Farquaad to shame

Andrew Tate posted a video about “crossing the desert” to Dubai but luckily a dignified camel was there to mock him to his face on our behalf

Ben Stiller told the White House to remove ‘Tropic Thunder’ from its moronic Iran war video, but his replies to MAGAs in the comments are the real box office gold

Donald Trump used a football team celebration to share made-up facts about the Iran war and it was a massive own goal

Pete Hegseth said Trump had redrawn the global map to create a ‘Greater North America’ and set global alarm bells ringing

Donald Trump said he’s going to attack Cuba next and there’s a new dictionary definition of hiding in plain sight

Somebody asked if anyone had ever had a ‘famous neighbour’ and the answers were (mainly) very entertainingly Z-list

This video of ‘the guy who shot Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai’ is today’s funniest thing (and boy do we all need it right now)

‘What’s something you stopped doing and it surprisingly made your life better?’ – 21 ways quitting is actually winning

‘What’s the daftest thing people have to pay for?’ – 23 incredibly unfair ways people reckon they’re being fleeced

The White House bigged up its war on Iran with a Hollywood movie mashup and it utterly beggared belief – 15 zero-star reviews

Kristi Noem will become the ‘Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas’ on the first of April, and the internet brought its best burns – 18 funny favourites

‘What’s the most unhinged advice you’ve ever received?’ – 21 so-called pearls of wisdom to make you run a mile

George Monbiot on why Britain shouldn’t get dragged into Trump’s war on Iran is brilliantly done and essential viewing for anyone who might think otherwise