‘What’s some UK lore that sounds too unbelievable to be true?’ – 19 utterly bizarre stories that prove Britain is the weirdest place in the world

People shared the things that don’t sound like insults but do the job very effectively indeed – 17 cracking putdowns hiding in plain sight

A gatecrashing cat’s viral feline finale brought this Romeo to within a whisper of laughing at his own ‘death’

Somebody asked about the ‘most unhinged’ break up excuse people had been given – 22 insane ways to get out of a relationship

Somebody asked about the ‘dumbest opinion’ people had ever heard – 21 idiotic takes that will have you fearing for the future of humanity

‘What’s the most British thing that isn’t British?’ – 21 things that feel like they should be from the UK but weirdly aren’t

Elon Musk just became the world’s first trillionaire, but the savage owns were worth his weight in gold – 21 favourites

Pete Hegseth said the US had always controlled the Strait of Hormuz and this journalist’s interruption was the very definition of politely devastating

A Maga said Europeans simply could not conceive something as magnificent as Donald Trump’s White House motorcycle stunts and these Europeans were only too happy to help

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is full of algae just days after the $14 million restoration, and the internet was awash with mockery – 22 zero-star reviews

This journalist’s takedown of Pete Hegseth was already good but his comically petulant response took it to the next level

Nigel Farage says he started a Substack because the mainstream media ‘misrepresents him’, and the chinny reckon was visible from space – 21 sceptical clapbacks

The White House Freedom 250 event began with stunt bikes on the White House lawn, in case you were worried it couldn’t achieve peak tackiness – 19 scathing takedowns

The UK and the US: two nations divided by a cheese and onion roll – 23 American minds boggling at the sight of proper British pub grub

JD Vance said the Second World War ended with “a negotiation” and was schooled (and mocked) all the way to 1945 and back