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Donald Trump just said the war with Iran was going ‘swimmingly’ and it turned out he’s not waving but drowning

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Donald Trump dismissed the Epstein survivors as ‘victims or whatever’ and it didn’t speak volumes, it bellowed them

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The governor of Mississippi took a bigoted swipe at the UK and these Brits’ magnificent comebacks will make you proud to be British

The US has cancelled its $11 million contract with a Catholic children’s charity, and the pettiness is visible from space

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Emily Maitlis on Pete Hegseth quoting a ‘Bible verse’ from Pulp Fiction is two minutes very well spent

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