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Maga lost it over the Democrats’ very NSFW comeback to Stephen Miller’s transphobic trolling, and there’s not enough irony in the world

Farage’s complaint letter about the campaign group that uncovered Reform’s Makerfield candidate’s vile internet posts earned him a thorough dragging

Donald Trump posted the exact same unhinged rant 8 days apart on Truth Social, in case you were wondering how real his cognitive test results are

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JD Vance got such a silent welcome for his most recent press conference you could hear a pin – and his approval ratings – drop

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RFK Jr picking up jittery snakes and repeatedly getting bitten tells us all we need to know about the fine minds in charge of the US right now

Trump cultist Kevin Hassett tried to gaslight everyone on the state of the US economy, and the interviewer literally couldn’t believe her ears

Elon Musk called Hitler a ‘hardcore Socialist’, and history wanted a quick word – 17 blistering corrections

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