Turns out it’s harder for Donald Trump to walk a straight line than you might have thought – 14 straight up A++ observations

A schoolgirl just shared her sporting hopes and dreams with Donald Trump and he was just as empathetic as you’d imagine – 9 responses that hit the back of the net

Giorgia Meloni had the very best response to this AI deepfake and even had people who don’t like the Italian PM cheering

The price of a pint has crashed through the dreaded £10 barrier in London, and people are feeling quite bitter about it – 17 top takes

RFK Jr said Donald Trump could do a 50-mile hike, and there’s not enough chinny reckon in the world – 21 highly sceptical reactions

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

‘Let’s have no employment’ – It’s hard to figure out what Donald Trump is bragging about here, but it’s almost certainly a lie regardless

Trump’s agriculture secretary just blamed Biden for beef prices and climate change ‘hoax,’ in case you’re wondering how Magas are planning for the future

A Texan said it was ‘time to make the Europeans jealous’ and these homegrown comebacks were simply sparkling

Donald Trump Jr. posted about having a sleepover at ‘dad’s house’ and it exposed everything wrong about how the Trumps live their life

Sarah Vine complained about not having a seat on the train but the twist in the tail had people hollering into next week

Donald Trump joked about staying in office for another ‘8 or 9 years’ and nobody was laughing – 17 deadly serious clapbacks

Donald Trump tried standing up for a full 30 seconds and you can see why he’s always sat down in the Oval Office

Jonathan Ross asked Aisling Bea what her best selling point would be on OnlyFans and her A++ comeback had women everywhere cheering

‘What’s something you’ve seen once but you’ll never see again?’ – 21 never to be repeated visions