Donald Trump wants Republicans to ‘take over the voting’ and there’s not enough red fabric in the world to stitch together a warning flag
Turning Point USA just announced their alternate Super Bowl halftime show and it’s the saddest concert lineup ever
How Donald Trump referred to Epstein Island raised eyebrows all over the internet – 13 more than one word responses
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This Fox News presenter’s tale of a ‘packed out’ Melania screening was undone by a schoolboy error so basic it hurts
A mega Maga shared their tale of a trip to the cinema to see Melania and just when you think it can’t get any funnier, it goes next level
The Guardian’s hilariously brutal review of the Melania movie was already good but the ‘correction and clarification’ was next level
A Las Vegas man said if only an American stood as an MP they’d be prime minister within five years – 13 homegrown smackdowns that make you proud to be British
Someone wondered if adult movie stars ever settled down and got married and James Blunt’s note perfect response beat all-comers
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What’s the nosiest question you’ve ever been asked? – 17 prying queries that went a bit too far
Someone wondered if adult movie stars ever settled down and got married and James Blunt’s note perfect response beat all-comers
Lucy Connolly suggested people would be ‘offended’ by her Sunday roast and this A++ comeback was all gravy
Only smell-o-vision will clear up what really ended this Trump meeting but it’s a very funny watch whatever the truth
What is the coolest thing you’ve ever done in your life? – 17 amazing moments where life peaked
This Fox News presenter’s tale of a ‘packed out’ Melania screening was undone by a schoolboy error so basic it hurts
A TikToker thought she’d spotted something unique to New Zealand on the bus, and the sarcastic replies were a whole hilarious journey
The Guardian’s hilariously brutal review of the Melania movie was already good but the ‘correction and clarification’ was next level
Andrew Tate tried to clamber onto some sort of moral high ground over Epstein and was magnificently owned into next year
A Fox News host claimed that Melania should get an Oscar, and she deserves an award of her own for keeping a straight face
Bruce Springsteen has released an ICE protest song called ‘Streets of Minneapolis’, and it’s got right under Donald Trump’s extremely thin skin
The usual suspects losing it over the idea of Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy turned the internet into the place that launched a thousand quips – 17 favourites
Donald Trump told reporters he wants the DoJ to stop ‘wasting time’ on the Epstein Files, and the collective side-eye was visible from space – 17 incredulous responses
Somebody asked if it was okay ‘to use the same towel after a shower more than once’ and the replies revealed a disturbing range of hygiene habits
Donald Trump denied having anything to do with the Republicans’ shock Texas election defeat but reality begged to differ – 17 A++ responses to help jog his memory