Unelected Reform mouthpiece Zia Yusuf called army veteran Ben Wallace a moron and traitor for criticising their prisons plan, and the irony was visible from space

JD Vance claims a smashed glass was a message from God, but his story created more doubters than believers – 17 divine interjections

25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift

A pilot used their flight path to draw a bin off the coast of Clacton, and won the unofficial by-election campaign originality award

Fox News came for Zohran Mamdani because he code switches, and it said so much more about them than it did about him

A bigot called into LBC from the 1950s to say Wes Streeting shouldn’t be the Defence Secretary because he’s gay, if you were wondering why Pride is still needed

Talk TV’s Alex Phillips had a hysterical rant over Andy Burnham’s campaign image, and got ‘dragged’ from Manchester to London – 17 favourite clapbacks

An ‘investor’ on Twitter has offered a ‘simple’ solution for people who are struggling with rising food costs, but it didn’t go down well at all

Barack Obama finally explained why he wore the infamous tan suit – sort of – and it was all Larry David’s fault

Senate candidate Abdul El Sayed’s savage response to Trump’s racist jibe at him and his wife wins Burn of the Week – and it’s only Monday

Nigel Farage ‘thought resigning would end the Parliamentary Standards investigation’, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world – 17 top takedowns

A £430m energy project had to be diverted because Harry Potter fans were upset it would pass through the ‘grave’ of a fictional elf, and people don’t know whether to laugh or cry

A reporter asked Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed about how Trump said “he’s full of sh*t” and Abdul’s absolutely savage comeback is one for the ages

Primary schools in England will be told to identify “children at risk of future unemployment” – 18 savage responses in a class of their own

Reform UK councillors in Kent wanted the national anthem played at the end of council meetings, but it blew up in their faces in the most hilariously petty way