Justin Bieber: ‘I will sleep with my biggest fan’

Bieber News: Justin Bieber shocked the world during a radio interview today by announcing, “I will sleep with my biggest fan on my 18th birthday, March 1st 2012”.

While Bieber aides have, ‘verified but not condoned’ his intentions, some critics are dismissing it as a ‘cynical attempt to rebrand him for an adult market.’

“Whatever the haters say, I think it’s a credit to Bieber’s integrity that the ‘biggest fan’ won’t be chosen on a reality TV show,” one source confirmed. “He’s made it clear that he’ll hand-pick the winner, based solely on their acts of devotion.”

Thousands of teenage girls have already dumped their boyfriends. Hundreds have changed their name to ‘I love Justin’, and one wealthy girl even had the message ‘I love you Justin’ written in jet smoke above his LA mansion. The pilot was also paid to change his name to ‘Flight Lieutenant Justin Bieber’s The Greatest’.

“Don’t go doing anything crazy like getting my face tattooed onto your face!” Justin joked. “I’m into innocent displays of love: Maybe you’re more devoted to reblogging pictures of me, or you’re the most dedicated to retweeting info about my new songs or outlets of every bit of merchandise I release. I want it to be like a fairytale.”