Lady Gaga comes third in look-a-like competition

Gaga News: Pop Liberace, Lady Gaga, told of her ‘intense amusement’ today on coming third in a Lady Gaga look-a-like competition in Houston, Texas.

“I was with some friends and we were heading out of town to this holistic Ranch-Spa I really love when we drove past this one particular motel,” said the iconic singer.

“There was this big sign saying ‘Special Offer: All U Can Eat Buffet $9.99 – Plus – Enter Our Lady Gaga Look-a-like Competition And Win A Year’s Supply of Brake Fluid’ and so I was, like, ‘shall I do it?’ and my friends were, like, ‘fuck yeah!’ so we pulled over, I put on some make-up, stripped down to my underwear, put on some stilettos and just walked right in there.”

“The place was packed. They’re must have been, like, a hundred girls there. I made it to the final ten and at this point one of the girls starts getting really bitchy. She’s like ‘you don’t look like Gaga, you look like a whore that’s done too many mushrooms’ and I was, like, ‘yeah, well guess what: I am Gaga’ and she was, like, ‘Jesus, forget mushrooms, I meant meth’.”

“Anyway she came ninth and I came third. The girl who came second was a boy, and the girl who came first had had plastic surgery to look like me so, you know, I figure she deserves the brake fluid.”

The Lone Star Motel refused to comment today, though it has released a statement confirming that the All U Can Eat Buffet offer will continue to the end of the month.

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