Clegg admits fundraising through ‘personal services’

Fundraising News: The Government has been hit by a further fundraising scandal, after it emerged that Deputy PM Nick Clegg has been raising money for the Liberal Democrats through ‘personal services’ advertised in phone boxes.

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The ads, which have been found in phone boxes across Westminster, offer ‘donors’ a variety of services – ranging from a full and frank discussion of the European constitution to an emotionally-charged monologue about why the referendum on the Alternative Vote sytem failed.

The adverts also offer punters the chance to ‘listen to a Radiohead album’ with Clegg as he whispers an erotic promise to remain ‘completely passive’ while the Government dismantles the welfare state.

It’s thought that Clegg’s services have raised nearly £1,600 for the Liberal Democrats, enough to pay for all the sandwiches and barley water at the next party conference.

Story+Image: Simon Swatman