Piers Morgan And Alex Jones Looking Forward To Lengthy, Vigorous Makeup Sex

Relationship News: After a heated TV debate on gun control, Piers Morgan and conservative radio host Alex Jones are now looking forward to intense makeup sex.

The two clashed on a recent episode of Piers Morgan Tonight, in which Jones attacked Morgan’s anti-gun stance and his time at the Daily Mirror. “Most of the time we could only film them from the chest up as they both had very obvious erections,” said one source at CNN.

“When Jones called Morgan ‘a hatchet man of the New World Order’ we were ready to cut to a commercial because it looked like they were about to start kissing. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Or a bayonet mounted on the end of a high-powered rifle.”

“That kind of vitriol, hatred, and zealotry is really quite arousing,” Morgan said. “I can’t wait to get him alone and feel his angry, sweaty body against mine – writhing around in an orgy of hatred.”

Story: Simon Swatman