Adult Woman Actually Riding Micro Scooter

Transport News: An adult woman was seen yesterday riding a micro scooter down a street, in the middle of the day, like that was an OK thing to do.

“At first she was standing next to it, so I thought it might be her child’s scooter,” said one disbelieving eyewitness.

“But no, she didn’t have a child. She just got on it and started brazenly riding off down the pavement.”

Onlookers were said to be stunned that the scenes of adult-micro-scooter-riding took place during the day, instead of under the cover of night.

“It was four o’clock in the afternoon, she didn’t care who saw her,” said another eyewitness, who had to be treated for shock by an ambulance crew.

“I don’t think I’ve seen an adult riding a micro scooter since 2002, but even then it was done with a mixture or irony and shame. This happened in broad daylight and she was smiling.”

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