Diana Film ‘Was Made By The SAS’

Diana News: The Daily Express claims to have evidence that proves the recent biopic about Princess Diana was made by the SAS.

“The clumsy camera work, the shouty, primitive dialogue and the frequent long, loving close ups of guns can only bring us to one chilling conclusion – that Diana was clearly made by members of the Special Air Service regiment,” said the newspaper.

They also claim there is evidence to prove many of the scenes in the film were actually shot at the SAS regimental headquarters in Hereford – and the reason so many actors in the movie seem to have a West Midlands accent is because they were locals, recruited by the SAS.

“It’s just another layer of conspiracy surrounding Diana’s death that we need to dedicate our front pages to,” said a spokesman from the Daily Express.

“As well as a good excuse to sell papers to people in the home counties that are obsessed with an event that happened 16 years ago. Plus it stops us from running headlines about the weather every single day.”