British Public Running Out Of Expletives To Describe George Osborne

Word News: Language experts are warning that the UK is now running so dangerously low on expletives to describe George Osborne that they may have to resort to screaming.

“When it comes to talking about George Osborne, terms like ‘odious prick’, ‘raging bellend’ and ‘shit-eating, blank-eyed dickbag’ simply don’t cut it these days,” warned language expert Dr. David Harris.

“Since the coalition came to power in 2010 the people of the United Kingdom have faced increasing shortages of worthy swear words to use when describing George Osborne,“ said Dr. Harris.

“And with the latest round of cuts against the NHS and working classes we face a grave situation when actual words will not be enough, and people will be forced to use loud, primal screaming when talking about the chancellor.”

An emergency language team has reportedly been formed at the Collins English Dictionary headquarters, who will draft ‘new emergency swearwords’ for the public to use as a last resort when talking about the coalition government.