Internet Password Rage Explained

—Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.

Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

—No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.

Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

—You must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

—No, you must get a new one.

I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

—Sorry, you must get a new one.

OK, roses

—Sorry you must use more letters.

OK, pretty roses

—No good, you must use at least one numerical space.

OK, 1 pretty rose

—Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

OK, 1prettyrose

—Sorry, you must use additional spaces.

OK, 1fuckingprettyrose

—Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose

—Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose

—Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

OK,  1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon’tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

—Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used

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