‘Google Gunpoint’ Introduced To Boost Google+ Users

Tech News: Google have unveiled ‘Google Gunpoint’, a new service where a Google employee puts a loaded gun against your temple until you share content.

“Gunpoint™ is the latest addition to our fantastic range of innovative products and services,” said a spokesman for the tech giant.

“It’s simply the latest and easiest way to share and create content on this web – coupled with the menace of cold steel firmly pressed against the side of your head.”

Google have recently come under criticism for changing the comments system on YouTube, which now forces people wanting to leave shitty messages to get a Google+ account.

“We now have special algorithms in place that detect users that don’t share things in their Google+ circles,” said the spokesman. “These users will now experience a new circle – the imprint of a gun barrel on their temple.”