The 10 Greatest Partridge Lines As Voted By You!

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To celebrate the release of Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa we teamed up with blinkbox to find the greatest Partridge line.

You voted in your thousands and we can finally reveal the Top 10! But there can only be one winner.

Having made a new best friend in Dan Moody (Stephen Mangan), Partridge spots him across a car park and decides to attract his attention.

You can buy all the episode’s featured below from blinkbox’s Steve Coogan Collection.

Here are some crudely screen-shotted Vines that capture those great moments.

1. “Dan, Dan Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan!” – I’m Alan Partridge

2. “Smell my Cheese you mother!” – I’m Alan Partridge

3. “Lynn I’ve pierced my foot on a spiiiike” – I’m Alan Partridge

4. “…Monkey Tennis?” – I’m Alan Partridge

5. “Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome……Properly policed. It must not, repeat not, turn into an all-night rave” – I’m Alan Partridge

6. “My girlfriend’s 33. I’m 47. She’s 14 years younger than me. Back of the net!” -The Day Today

7. “Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision” – I’m Alan Partridge

8. “How long did you put this in for Lynn?! It’s hotter than the sun!” – I’m Alan Partridge

9. “Which is the worst kind of monger: fish, iron, rumour or war?” – Alpha Papa

10. “Go to London! I guarantee you’ll either be mugged or disappointed. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central, and Shattered Dreams Parkway” – I’m Alan Partridge