20 Tweets To George Osborne That Will Cheer You Up [NSFW]
It could be worse, you could be chancellor George Osborne.
Every time Gideon tweets he gets replies that usually contain some *incredibly* creative swearing. And some not so creative swearing…
1.
@George_Osborne hope you die in a bin fire you shape shifting horse fucker
— Pēdrö (@ribs909) January 6, 2014
2.
@George_Osborne You’re an irredeemable cockthistle — The Daily Quail (@DailyQuail) January 6, 2014
3.
@George_Osborne A HOUSING BUBBLE IS NOT AN ECONOMIC RECOVERY YOU FUCKING KNOB-SHINING SHITEHAWK — Bob Farrell (@bobfarrell) January 2, 2014
4.
. @George_Osborne by ‘backing’ do you mean ‘into an abyss’ ‘a lorry into them’ or ‘off a cliff?’ It is one of those isn’t it? — Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) June 26, 2013
5.
@George_Osborne your mum — Scott Jones (@ScottJonesy) December 5, 2013
6.
@George_Osborne THAT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING YOU FUCKING CRETIN. — Elliot Eastwicks (@Elliot_Eastwick) December 5, 2013
7.
@George_Osborne @GWAAC You could spunk a million on your lunch bill, you simpering mollusc.
— HAP-PIE CHRISTMAS (@fuelled_by_pies) December 12, 2014
8.
@George_Osborne go suck a bag of dicks — Scott Jones (@ScottJonesy) November 21, 2013
9.
@George_Osborne Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me. Miners? Seriously? Didn’t your party cause them enough hardship, you cocksplurt? — Emperor von Bears (@halfabear) November 15, 2013
10.
@George_Osborne George, do you like He-Man or She-Ra? Pretty important that you tell me now. — Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) October 11, 2013
11.
@George_Osborne I bet you’ve never got to third base. Ever. — Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) October 2, 2013
12.
@George_Osborne they piss in your coffee when you’re not looking — Scott Jones (@ScottJonesy) September 29, 2013
13.
@George_Osborne I hope you run out of hot water halfway through a shower, while you still have shampoo in your hair.
— Emperor von Bears (@halfabear) May 28, 2013
14.
@George_Osborne hope you get fucking floured
— Aaron John Bastani (@AaronBastani) July 25, 2013
15.
@George_Osborne go ram your cock in a blender
— Jonuary Marbles (@JonnieMarbLes) July 21, 2013
16.
@George_Osborne @Jeremy_Hunt Hope they've locked the drugs trolley.
— first 5000 tears (@classvar) November 30, 2014
17.
@George_Osborne you couldn’t manage a fucking piggy bank you inbred delusional wankstain.
— Miss Understood (@bookwormbett) December 17, 2014
18.
@George_Osborne Suck a tail-pipe you vile knob rash
— Brendan (@Brendan_Surrey) December 10, 2014
19.
@George_Osborne Fall on a spike
— Kim Jong Neale (@KimJongNeale) December 4, 2014
20.
@George_Osborne I follow you on Twitter to remind myself how to be a normal human being
— Humphrey Dinglebert (@howbotnik) December 3, 2014
Poor George. All this hatred. It’s enough to make you cry.
