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8 Ways Of Comparing Ed Miliband To Beaker

Ed Miliband. Leader of the Labour Party. MP for Doncaster North. Constantly abused on Twitter for looking like Beaker – the shy, long-suffering assistant of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

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Ed Milband, pictured earlier. (via)

And while swearing isn’t big or clever, it is funny. Maybe “Fuck off Beaker” will be this year’s “Ed Balls”. Let’s hope not, it’s an insult to Muppets everywhere.

1. The basic Beaker.

 

2. The plural Beaker.

 

3. The extended Beaker.

 

4. The repeat Beaker.

 

5. The double repeat Beaker.

 

6. The Auld Lang Syne Beaker.

 

7. The substitute Beaker.

 

8. The non-Beaker Beaker.