8 Ways Of Comparing Ed Miliband To Beaker
Ed Miliband. Leader of the Labour Party. MP for Doncaster North. Constantly abused on Twitter for looking like Beaker – the shy, long-suffering assistant of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
And while swearing isn’t big or clever, it is funny. Maybe “Fuck off Beaker” will be this year’s “Ed Balls”. Let’s hope not, it’s an insult to Muppets everywhere.
1. The basic Beaker.
@Ed_Miliband Fuck off Beaker.
— Queen Looper (@Susie1270) January 25, 2014
2. The plural Beaker.
@Ed_Miliband @AlexRowleyCllr @scottishlabour fuck off beaker(s) — Small Thunderdog (@smallthunderdog) January 24, 2014
3. The extended Beaker.
@Ed_Miliband blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah beaker — Paul (@paulg8028) January 24, 2014
4. The repeat Beaker.
@Ed_Miliband fuck off again beaker
— Lord Skip Licker VC (@Skip_Licker) January 17, 2014
5. The double repeat Beaker.
@Ed_Miliband Fuck off, Beaker. And when you get there, fuck off again, Beaker.
— Peter Taylor (@PeterAJTaylor) January 29, 2014
6. The Auld Lang Syne Beaker.
#FuckOffBeaker2K14 RT @Ed_Miliband: Happy new year! Wishing you and your loved ones all the best in 2014. — Will McHoebag (@WillMcHoebag) January 1, 2014
7. The substitute Beaker.
@Ed_Miliband shut up you twat.
— Pat Potter (@potterthebookie) October 29, 2013
8. The non-Beaker Beaker.
@Ed_Miliband @FivePointsBrew they, like all of us, were hoping for your brother
— Scott Jones (@ScottJonesy) January 17, 2014