7 Reasons Why Grammar Nazis Should Never Eat Out
Are you driven to unparalleled levels of fury and rage by spelling and grammar mistakes? If so, you probably shouldn’t eat out. And maybe learn to relax a bit.
1. Toaster = broken. Language = ruined.
2. “All I know is that I do not know anything” – Socrates
3. The sad smiley is a like a red rag to a bull for grammar snobs.
4. Only use your car on Thursdays.
5. FYI: Brritos are popular in cold weather.
6. Meet Ronald McDonald, and chastise him on his poor signmanship.
7. Are they shut, or is this a comment on the intimacy of your relationship with them?
