Situation In Ukraine So Complex Even That Bloke Down The Pub Doesn’t Have An Opinion

Pub News: The crisis in the Ukraine is now so complicated that even the opinionated know-all bloke in your local pub doesn’t have a viewpoint.

“It’s a worrying state of affairs when even he doesn’t know how to set the world to rights over a pint,” said one local, clearly stunned at the man’s lack of opinion.

“He always has something to say about any issue and is always quick to point out what people are doing wrong,” added another.

“The UK economy facing a double-dip recession? He had an opinion. Government inaction about the flooding? He had an opinion. But over Crimea’s secession from the Ukraine he is absolutely silent. It’s chilling.”

It’s reported that if prompted to loudly tell everyone his opinion on the Ukraine and Putin, the man just shrugs and goes back to reading the Racing Post and drinking his pint.

“For the first time in my life I’m scared about the world I live in,” said the pub’s landlord.