12 Helpful Parking Notes
Motorists get a lot of stick – cars are noisy and smelly, while drivers themselves tend to have a habit of murdering people in lay-bys on the A6. But here are 12 example of drivers being very helpful.
1. Warning you about amphibians.
2. Showing concern if they haven’t seen you in a while.
3. Providing others with nature alerts.
4. Making sure the note doesn’t blow away.
5. Providing thorough parking orientation.
6. Using illustration to clearly make a point.
7. Leaving free gifts along with the helpful advice.
8. Improvising when you don’t have pen and paper to hand. That’s dedication.
9. Gently encouraging self-improvement.
10. Worrying about your diet.
11. Showing genuine concern. Or something.
12. Finally, not a note but a lesson: ‘no parking’ means exactly that. No exceptions.
