The 5 Greatest Rappers Of All Time

Rappers are always telling us how they are the best. They know a lot of ladies and they really know how to smoke. But if every single one says he’s the best on every single song, then they can’t all be right – can they? We decided to find out once and for all – and we failed. There isn’t just one greatest rapper of all time – there’s at least five:

1. Reh Dogg – ‘Why Must I Cry’

It only took us a few seconds of this video to figure out why he needs to cry, and he’s dead right. He does need to cry. He needs to cry a lot.

2. DJ Smile – Kick Their Little Face In The Place

There’s lyrical excellence and then there’s DJ Smile. Who knows what might have happened if he’d put that plastic bag down for a minute and really let us have it?

3. Rappin’ For Jesus – Pastor Jim

‘Jesus is my nigger’. But don’t get too carried away with his message – there’s the dancing too.

4. D4NNy – Goodbye

Actually started to get into this song… has an eerie kind of charm, like finding a snake in your toilet.

5. MC Dave – Wid d Djay Sly

Sit back, relax – who cares if it’s Wednesday morning: the weekend has landed…

Notorious S.I.R.I. – Hypnotize

And by way of a bonus track, we thought we’d throw this in there just to remind you how the professionals do it.

And wait! Before you go, aren’t you desperate to hear Reh Dogg’s follow-up single? You’re not? Good. NSFW.