Man Vs. Food Hailed As ‘Perfect Al-Qaeda Recruitment Film’

Media News: A TV show that features Americans filling their bodies with gigantic amounts of meat has been hailed as ‘the most effective Al-Qaeda recruitment film ever made’.

Man Vs. Food, which features a bellowing American host celebrating oversized portions of bland meat, has led to a massive spike in recruitment numbers for the global militant Islamist organisation.

“After watching only a few minutes of Man Vs. Food it’s hard not to think ‘Death to America!’ and start looking for the ‘contact us’ section of the Al-Qaeda website,” said terrorism expert Walter P. Fugue.

“Anyone who has seen the oversized meaty portions being wolfed down by bloated Americans who have such limited vocabularies they can only describe it as ‘tender’ or ‘flavourful’ will probably feel a tinge of nostalgia for the days of Osama bin Laden.”

Elsewhere, the work of US TV chef Guy Fieri was also highly praised by Fugue.

“Just three seconds of hearing Fieri talk was enough to make most people reach for an AK-47 and a suicide vest.”