High-Tech Pervert Using Drone To Get A Proper Eyeful

Technology News: A sexual pervert who prides himself on his savvy knowledge of technology is now using a drone to see his neighbours naked.

“I was watching the news when they had a story about military drone use in Afghanistan,” said Tony Moss, 62.

“When suddenly an idea hit me – instead of using a drone to track Taliban training camps in the Kandahar mountains, why not use one to try and see the woman next door naked in the shower?”

Mr Moss also says that drone use has revolutionised the art of leering at women without their knowledge.

“The operating range of the drone means I can perv on women from the comfort of my home. I can do it all from my spare room – or what I like to call the command centre.”

“But sometimes when I’m feeling nostalgic I still like to hide in the bushes, just to keep things real.”