8 reasons to keep a diary
1. Diaries are perfect for keeping track of all the people you meet.
2. And as a record of your health.
3. And a journal of nocturnal adventures.
4. Diaries are also ideal for practicing your Shakespearean prose.
5. And a fond memorial to your pets.
6. As well as any romantic ideals you might have.
7. Jotting down any weekend plans.
8. Aside from all of the above, diaries are also useful for storing other bits of useful information.