Everyone In Office Unconvinced Colleague Had A Good Time At Glastonbury

Despite all comments to the contrary, everyone in an office is utterly unconvinced their co-worker actually enjoyed themselves at this year’s Glastonbury festival.

“When I asked them how it was they instantly replied ‘amazing’ with a slightly glazed look in their eyes,” said David Sanders, manager of a small recruitment company from Newmarket, Suffolk‎.

“I’ve seen that same thousand-yard stare in documentaries about troops in Vietnam that simply couldn’t process the reality of what they’ve lived through.”

“Then – when someone kicked a wellie at them for a laugh – they dived under the nearest desk, curled up and started crying. It took the head of H.R two hours and a plate of biscuits to coax them out.”

“When you say you had a great time paying huge amounts of money to stand in a field with thousands of people trying to Instagram a tiny blurred picture of Ed Sheeran, most people are going to be very sceptical.”