Google Glass User Clearly Watching Porn

Tech News: The seedy, fixed grin of a Google Glass user on a bus can only be explained by them watching porn, fellow passengers have confirmed.

“They’ve been sitting there for the last twenty minutes just grinning and staring into space,” commented one passenger.

“It’s disgusting really – at least with a mobile phone I can look over their shoulder and see exactly what they’re doing. With this Google Glass thing I can’t see anything – all I can do is wildly speculate and think of the worst. So they’re clearly watching porn. Probably some bestiality.”

“Google urgently need to address this problem,” warned one technology expert.

“The public demand to know if the Google Glass users smug grin is down to the fact they’ve paid a thousand pounds for a wearable computer that makes you look like a bounty hunter from the future, or if that smug grin is because they’re watching pornography in public. I suggest they start wearing badges as well.”