Milkybar Penisgate

LONDON, UK: “There’s no point in denying it,” declares education lawyer Robin Jacobs, 31, of South Woodford in London, in the Metro.

“It is obvious – we can all see it. What on earth is a penis doing on a kids’ chocolate bar?”

What indeed. But as the photographs show, a representation of a “giant phallus” does indeed seem to be there.

Though Robin makes it clear he is “normally a Cadbury man” who “decided to give the Milkybar a go and look what happened”.

‘Sweet-toothed Robin Jacobs was tucking into his favourite snack while watching the World Cup final between Germany and Argentina when he spotted the bizarre image,’ reports the Daily Mirror.

The official explanation from manufacturer Nestle – who is “surprised and sorry” to hear about Mr Jacobs’ interpretation of the image in the chocolate – is that the “penis” is really a horse’s head…

But the Courier Mail in Australia has already come out in favour of Robin’s interpretation.

“It’s a completely inappropriate picture,” Robin points out. “I still ate it but I was a little put off. I don’t understand why it is there.”