14 Tips For The Beach This Summer
It’s summer, which means i) you’re lucky enough to go somewhere sunny and sit on a beach, or ii) you have to listen to someone drone on about how they sat on a beach. Here are some essential tips if you’re in the first group.
1. Watch out for the locals.
2. Be careful about you holiday reading.
3. Avoid too much direct sun.
4. Choose the perfect bikini.
5. Bring a stylish beach towel.
6. …there are many to choose from.
7. Build a sandcastle. Or possibly something more ambitious.
8. Alternatively, just be the sandcastle.
9. Watch out for other beach-goers letting it all hang out.
10. Enjoy the local food.
11. Look after your friends if they fall asleep.
12. Try to blend in.
13. Be careful where you park.
14. And remember – always be sure to obey local laws.
