Man Can Barely Look At His Shitty, Year-Old iPhone 6

Tech News: A man from London can barely bring himself to touch his disgusting less-than-a-year old iPhone 6, with its crappy camera and pathetic processing power that seems to mock him with every email he receives.

“Now the iPhone 6s is out it feels like I’m walking around with a big lump of shit in my pocket,” wept the man, who can barely bring himself to look at the expensive phone he bought less than a year ago, let alone touch it.

The iPhone 6s officially goes on sale today, but is expected to sell-out – with customers placing orders now facing a 3-4 week wait for the new handset.

“You wouldn’t hold a turd next to your face in polite society and that’s how it feels when I answer a call on this crappy, outdated iPhone 6,” he added.

“Jesus, I feel sick just saying the name out loud. I might as well throw it away instead of facing the heavy burden of using this outdated pile of crap.”