Twitter Reacts To National Poetry Day
#NationalPoetryDay My dearest paracetamol, A mystery to me Why sometimes you cost £1.10 But sometimes 20p
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) October 2, 2014
Roses are red, Violets are passive, Wicked wicked, Junglist massive.
— Dan (@ehdannyboy) February 11, 2014
Just remember That you can make Anything look like a poem If you keep pressing return In a sentence #NationalPoetryDay
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 2, 2014
There once was a man
From Bath who got limericks
And haikus confused
#NationalPoetryDay
— Keri (@kerihw) October 2, 2014
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF I’m a nerd And you’re one too. #NationalPoetryDay
— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) October 2, 2014
Roses are red / Foxgloves are purple / I appear to have trapped myself / In a linguistic corner #nationalpoetryday
— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) October 2, 2014
My favourite rhyme ever. #NationalPoetryDay #thinkofapoem pic.twitter.com/wyzDNp9SV8
— Samuel West (@exitthelemming) October 2, 2014
“My one regret” The hedgehog said, “Is purchasing this water bed”. #NationalPoetryDay
— T’Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) October 2, 2014
Today is #nationalpoetryday, Everyone tries to be a Bard. With only 140 characters to write a verse that makes sense, it’s really bloody har
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 2, 2014
.@ThePoke Roses are red, Violets are blue, Aubergines are both, Venn Diagrams. #NationalPoetryDay pic.twitter.com/9NRTJlgsWX
— Adam Giddings (@SomeBreadBucket) October 2, 2014
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m just doing this For a retweet or two. #NationalPoetryDay
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 2, 2014
Of all my mates, Tony was the pick of ‘em. He knew loads About Tanita Tikaram. Like that she was From Basingstoke. Tony. Amazing bloke.
— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) October 2, 2014
Transport for London version of Lord’s Prayer #nationalpoetryday #tfl pic.twitter.com/i9q4Y9FWHt
— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) October 2, 2014
Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, I’ve had a horrible accident with the strimmer. #NationalPoetryDay
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) October 2, 2014
I’ve bedded no one lately My sex life’s on the rocks S’pose i’d stand a better chance If I just stopped wearing crocs. #NationalPoetryDay
— Rob Dicken (@1970RobD) October 2, 2014
enmesh me in your brittle apiary, abuzz with chambers that prick out pleasure on my tongue, yum yum. – Ode on a Crunchie #NationalPoetryDay
— Joe West (@joejwest) October 2, 2014
A popsonnet of Bohemian Rhapsody. #NationalPoetryDay pic.twitter.com/pWTx2YpBgA
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 2, 2014
Here’s a quick poem I wrote about celebrities on Twitter. #NationalPoetryDay pic.twitter.com/YkV8bpLNRf
— JamieDMJ (@JamieDMJ) October 2, 2014
I wish I was a piece of toast, A wholesome granary fella. I’d flirt a bit with the Lurpak Then I’d smother myself with Nutella. #toast
— MmmmDowling (@MarionDowling) August 30, 2014
THE GREATEST POEM EVER… #NationalPoetryDay pic.twitter.com/yJTjQWa036
— Horse Racing Tips (@HRSTips) October 2, 2014
As it’s #NationalPoetryDay, I’ve decided to write a nursery rhyme. I hope you like it. pic.twitter.com/62xFpPzzL7
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) October 2, 2014
@ThePoke when writing a poem make time, to avoid using words that don’t rhyme, like silver or Orange, as then you’ll need to make words up
— michael knowles (@mike_knowles1) October 2, 2014
A poem by Bradley Petering #NationalPoetryDay pic.twitter.com/dkTm3vEWVx
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 2, 2014
A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It's a masterpiece. #NationalPoetryDay pic.twitter.com/s4ETnpWRIt
— Scott Jordan Harris (@ScottFilmCritic) October 2, 2014