Winnie The Pooh Banned For Being An ‘Inappropriate Hermaphrodite’
Winnie the Pooh has been banned from a Polish playground because of his “dubious sexuality” and “inappropriate” dress, reports the Independent.
Pooh was on the shortlist to become the face of a new playground in the small town of Tuszyn, reports the Washington Times.
But some on the board raised questions about Pooh’s “dubious sexuality” and “inappropriate” attire, and one even condemned the fictional character as a “hermaphrodite,”
According to the Croatian Times Resident and councilor Ryszard Cichy said, “The problem with that bear is it doesn’t have a complete wardrobe. It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children.”
Presumably they haven’t seen the new incredibly violent Paddington film.
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