“Sexy” Just Got Redefined With This German “Erotic Carp Calendar”

Poke Staff. Updated February 9th, 2015

The 2015 Carponizer Erotischer Karpfenkalender (Carponizer Erotic Carp Calendar) features topless women posing with equally naked live fish. It’s got a 4.7 out of 5 rating on Amazon, so clearly there are a lot of happy fishermen. Don’t worry, we’ve added more carp to protect their modesty.

(via the NSFW darwinite-blog.com)

(h/t happyplace.someecards.com)

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