A Broken Dad Sells A Used Pram on eBay
Looking to buy a used pram to transport your children around? How about a used pram with a free sob story? You’re in luck! One Dad from Southampton is selling a pram on eBay.
He writes:
“This was purchased against my wishes many years ago as I never wanted any children and a buggy signified my wife’s intent to have children. We argued much and this buggy signifies everything that ended my happy carefree low cost child free life.”
He then moves into the hard sell:
“So for a starting price of just £9.99 you too can screw up your life. There are programs for those of you who need to recover from drugs or alcohol. Any money generated from this sale will be used to help me recover from children (and probably involve drugs and alchohol)”
But buyer beware!
“This buggy has never been used for dog sledding, racing, or buggy bumper cars, although I once used it to concuss a randy Alsatian that tried getting amorous with my lab.”
At the time of writing, bids are at a staggering £156,706, so you’ll need a heathy bank balance if you want to bid…
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