Don’t think much of these new video games
Dating Manager 2015
£17.99 PC/Mac
The cult classic that has been cited in divorce hearings and led statistically to the decline of real life dating amongst under-30s is back. The 2015 version’s female AI is so realistic you can actually bore your computer with your tired Wahaca boasting routine.
Question Time
£36.99 Xbox/PS4
The high adrenaline button-bashing debating simulator returns courtesy of BBC Games. Slug it out online against other internet motormouths in multiplayer or test your patience to the limit in David Dimbelby marathon Career Mode. Advanced players can unlock secret bonus characters including Anjem Choudary and Tommy Robinson for those brave enough shouting the odds in a caged Luton Airport Thunderdome.
The Legends of Profiterole Castle
£Free* iOS/Andoid
Recently celebrating over a record-breaking 60 million average monthly users, the runaway mobile phenomenon features an unlimited amount of pastry treats in an infinite number of combinations for those with time to kill or mobility issues. The plot involving the delivery of a birthday cake to a princess is easy enough to follow for anyone unattached by umbilical cord.
*Levels 3 and beyond are locked subject to boosters purchased from the app store.
