13 reasons to avoid the countryside

Thinking about taking a stroll in the countryside? Maybe you should think twice – the rural landscape also has its own unique perils and dangers. Perhaps you’d be better off staying home and watching Countryfile.

1. Some trails should never be walked.

2. Don’t expect any help from the locals.

3. Like the city, the countryside also has desperate junkies.

4. The parking is limited.

5. The animals are all perverts.

6. And so are the people.

7. Rural boredom can take its toll.

8. You still can’t escape health and safety jobsworths.

9. …or the crowds.

10. Rush hour traffic is still a big problem.

11. And graffitii is just as bad as in the cities.

12. A heavy police presence is still necessary.

13. …especially when dealing with troublemakers.