‘Drunk’ squirrel causes hundreds of pounds of damage to private members’ club
A squirrel got pissed, ate crisps and smashed £300 worth of glasses and beer bottles at a private members’ club, reports the BBC.
Sam Boulter, secretary of Honeybourne Railway Club near Evesham in Worcestershire, said he originally thought someone had broken into the premises.
He then saw a squirrel “staggering around” after coming out from behind a box of crisps. The hairy drunken intruder had apparently hurled himself on a beer tap, turning it on. The squirrel (which was later caught and released) then drank his fill.
“I’ve never seen a drunk squirrel before,” said Boulter. “He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say.”
Perhaps squirrels cut back on the demon drink – this one in a Minneapolis neighborhood was drunk from eating fermented pumpkins.
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