Last minute Xmas message? Turd is the word

British eccentric Dougie Pledger has just launched one of the shittiest websites we’ve ever seen. The culmination of a 6 year mission to take photographs of dog poo that look like letters, Turd Is The Word allows you to generate names made out of poo and then make crappy greetings cards out of them.

None of the turds were arranged or doctored digitally – they were all discovered by Dougie and his Dad while out walking their own dog. “‘K’ was a particularly tricky one to sniff out,” says Dougie.

So if you need to send a crap eCard to someone who stinks this Christmas – Turd Is The Word. And a very Messy Christmas from