Finally, a Twitter account that finally brings together Dad jokes and Han Solo
There are plenty of novelty Star Wars Twitter accounts, but Dad Joke Han Solo finally brings together everyone’s favourite scoundrel smuggler and some truly awful Dad jokes. Here are some of the best/worst.
Today I took Ben and his "First Order" club to McDonalds
I said "For MY First Order I would like some fries! My Second Order is a coke!"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
What did Qui-Gon Gin get for going shopping at the Darth Mall?
HALF OFF!
Darth Mall cut him in half with his lightsaber you see
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Today Ben asked me how the hyperdrive works
I told him you take a normal drive and give it sugar!
He doesn't ask me about the ship anymore
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Ben asked what my favorite food is
I said Chewbacon!
He said what is Chewie's favorite food then
I said Ham Solo
He almost threw up
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Ben asked me why I don't drink beer before liquor
I told him it's because Han always does shots first!
He’s too young to drink though
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Hey Ben, what do they call ice cubes on Hoth?
Normal cubes!
You haven't been to Hoth Ben but it's an ice planet. Everything is ice!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
How do X-Wing pilots cheat on tests?
They copy Red Leader.#xwing #dadjoke #getitBen?
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
Ben, guess why your mother always picks where the rebels hide out
Because she knows how to Leia low!
Your mother is a treasure
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016
I brought Luke a movie to watch after his hand surgery
1st thing he said: What movie did you bring?
1st thing I said: "Cool Hand, Luke!!"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016
Why did BB-8 stick out his lighter?
He was starting his BB-Q!
That's short for barbeque Ben I hope you're hungry for #JOKES tonight!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-YODA!
Ben are you old enough to drive I don't remember
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016