Cat finishes exhaustive 6-hour examination of a single spot on a wall

A domestic cat has confirmed it has finished an intensive study of a single spot on a wall and will publish its dramatic findings any day now.

“Who knows what incredible breakthroughs the cat has made in the sadly undervalued field of wall study?” said a spokesman for the International Council for Science.

“When you dedicate yourself to this kind of exhaustive research you are guaranteed to unlock all kinds of mysteries about walls. This cat has done just that, and the scientific community waits for its results with bated breath.”

The cat, who has previously made astonishing breakthroughs in theoretical furniture studies after dedicating hours to researching a particular spot on the back of a chair, is expected to make its findings public at a press conference on Friday.

“I get the feeling that when the cat reveals its findings the world will be a very different place,” said cosmologist Stephen Hawking.

“Max Planck is said to have used a similar method when formulating his ideas for quantum mechanics, so I have no doubt the cat’s revelations will be groundbreaking.”