Shane Warne thinks we evolved from alien experiments on monkeys
While on the Australian version of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, cricketer Shane Warne revealed his thoughts on evolution – namely that ‘we started from aliens’ (who also built the pyramids).
Obviously this was prime piss-taking-bait for Twitter.
Shane Warne's question "How come monkeys haven't evolved into anything else?" surely has the answer: "They have. You. Just."
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) February 15, 2016
https://twitter.com/AltCricket/status/699179846153433088
https://twitter.com/truzyllo/status/699164146508685312
If we evolved from monkeys why do we still have Shane Warne?
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) February 15, 2016
https://twitter.com/seismicshed/status/699156519552684033
But they also took the piss out of Darwin when he first suggested his theory of evolution. We’ll find out if Shane’s right in 100-ish years.
Meanwhile, never forget that Warnie once commissioned an enormous painting of him drinking VB with a load of celebrities (he’s on the far left).
Here he is talking about the painting.
https://twitter.com/tom_cowie/status/633622903175512064
Just took a slash at Warnie's gaff and this was on the wall. Tom Moody on the left? #Ashes #warniemural pic.twitter.com/cNaEA0kx8G
— Geoff Lemon Sport (@GeoffLemonSport) August 20, 2015