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A dad filled out his “toddler’s day care questionnaire” a bit too honestly & it’s charmingly amusing

Normal Bates. Updated February 25th, 2016

All this is worth reading in full – if you’ve got kids you’ll recognise exactly where this dad is coming from.

My strengths are…

  • Obfuscation
  • Yodelling
  • Slapstick Comedy
  • Playing one parent off against the other
  • Rapid digestions

My interests are…

  • Food as art/clothing
  • Long tells on the beach
  • Firmly gripping dog’s hair
  • Exploring parent’s noses with fingers
  • Dawn, every single morning, without fail

The friends I like to play with are…

  • Not ones that adults can see; like unicorns and pixies; and the wind, and something on that wall over there, and… squirrel!!!

My goals are

  • Unplug all power cords
  • Overcome fear of water on my heads
  • Open every drawer everywhere
  • To walk, eventually
  • A PHD in Theoretical Physical Cosmology
  • Inflict sleep depravation on my parents until such time as they acquiesce to my every whim

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