“None pizza with left beef” is still one the funniest things on the internet

Nine years ago a great thing happened on the internet: a man ordered “none pizza with left beef”

Here’s how the brave adventurer wrote it up:

They also offer a “NONE” option on all toppings. It’s even available on the “CHEESE” and “SAUCE” rows — so just to be a dick, I also ordered a 6-inch individual “NONE” pizza with BEEF (on the left).

25 minutes later there was a dude at my door with food. (Someday that dude will be a robot with a bad mustache and my life will be perfect.)

It is flat-out sad how excited I was to open the boxes.

Did the Domino’s food synthesizer honor the options I was forced to choose?

And as far as the “NONE Pizza with Left Beef”…

To this day, this is still one of the funniest things on the internet. We will brook no argument.

Source: http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php