49 brilliantly underwhelming local news headlines from across the UK
17. Cheeky seagull nabs crisps
18. Castle under attack from pigeons
19. Ducks take refuge from rain
via @cmwiseman
20. Scotch egg theft
21. I’m not dead’ says gran
by @Pandamoanimum
22. Raging billy goats cause mischief
@RJPradio
23. Reader’s photo
24. Car park excellent for WHAT?
via @ginbrogueshats
25. Drunk torched peanut bag and ‘made love to ambulance’
via @ChloeHubbard
26. Reigate fury over giant hedge
via @BuzzFeedUK
27. George Bernard Shaw’s Shed Explodes
via @jameshoggarth
28. Man had gold chain up bottom
29. Jude Law Enjoys Fish Supper Near Newquay
30. Town centre cow drama
via @wibbs09
31. Charity boxing night ends in brawl
32. Dad continues fight over moustache
33. Petrol smells
via @richwalsh76
34. Hampstead shoppers slam Tesco after organic porridge oats disappear from store
via @FelicityMorse