49 brilliantly underwhelming local news headlines from across the UK

35. What are the odds?

via @juliansheasport

36. Man threw snail at car

via @theJeremyVine @_blackie__

37. Chutney blew up my fridge

via @mikejjennings

38. Chickens removed from roundabout

via @FantonEsquire

39. Village hall cooker to be cleaned more often

40. Dog ate giant pair of knickers

via @cfc1888Ghirl

41. New litter bin welcomed

via @Rod14Davies

42. Toy shop owner throws a tantrum

via @PedroBurro

43. Noisy cafe ejects boy, 2

via @leshinton

44. Kitten that looks like Hitler

via Buzzfeed

45.

via @BenGooding93

46. Contender for most British headline ever

47. A gift of a story

48. Kent problems

49. Queen fan goes overboard

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