A hilarious takedown of tech companies with ‘whacky’ offices
Writer/designer Chappell Ellison has been posting pictures of the ‘whacky’ workspaces favoured by many startup companies, along with captions that really highlight how stupid the idea of an ‘adult creche workplace’ really is.
"John, as you know, things have been tough."
"Are you firing me?"
"It's just—"
JOHN slams hand on Pacman table. pic.twitter.com/e03Jhl2gRh— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"We've been hacked. They found a loop hole."
"It's not possible."
"Gather the team. Let's meet in the Mario room." pic.twitter.com/K8Fi8Zpuee— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"The IPO, John. It's…it's failing."
"I don't understand. How?"
"I've called an executive meeting. Ball pit rm #3" pic.twitter.com/VLjZz6WH0o— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"I ran the numbers on the burn rate and well—"
"We can't talk about this here. Meet me in the hot air balloon." pic.twitter.com/DZxtoFcu8I— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"They pulled the funding. We're done."
"What now?"
"I don't know…I don't know"
*looks out into the fake prairie* pic.twitter.com/vvTjMzp6Ek— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"It's TechCrunch. They leaked everything. John…I'm sorry."
JOHN gets up, punches fake Mario brick. pic.twitter.com/4GwpioB4cN— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"John you're the CEO. What should I tell them?"
"Figure something out. I'm busy"
JOHN climbs into tree house office pic.twitter.com/vo0wANzJI7— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"It's Yahoo. They didn't take our offer seriously."
"WHAT?"
JOHN stands up abruptly from his go kart-shaped chair pic.twitter.com/zSGPrB2eGo— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"We take things seriously at Candy Crush. John, you have to go to sensitivity training"
"Why?"
*circus music plays* pic.twitter.com/OH5Azya1e0— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016
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"The hackers are ransoming our data."
"How did this happen? Where's John?"
"I think he's on the nap net" pic.twitter.com/PZ21WZnVwb— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 10, 2016