10 of the most serial-killery, awful and confusing Daily Mail captions yet published

Everyone makes mistakes, it’s just with the Daily Mail it can be hard to tell what might a genuine error or the manifesto of a deranged spree killer. Here’s a collection of the more creepier, baffling and just plain wrong captions the DM have published recently.

There’s the tendency for the caption writers to sound like serial killers.

Whoever wrote this Mail Online caption has surely killed and will kill again. pic.twitter.com/1KgdbVPqcj

— Nick de Semlyen (@NickdeSemlyen) March 17, 2016

Then there’s this attempt by Richard Littlejohn at feminism, while also hating women.

Extraordinary Mailonline captions from Cheltenham pic.twitter.com/HDhT9uCmrS

— Alan White (@aljwhite) March 17, 2016

It’s claimed that serial killers often lack empathy, a theory borne out with this headline.

This caption, which clearly fell out of a time machine from 1929.

The belief that their readers can’t tell the difference between a car and a man.

This frankly astonishing claim about former rugby player Mike Tindall.

Now onto the ‘too many glasses of wine at lunch section’.

https://twitter.com/richpitt_/status/602439196972851200

So there you have it: overworked, drunk or serial killers? Or maybe a dangerous combination of all three.