10 spectacularly bad attempts at drunk cooking that prove booze and culinary skills don’t mix

If you’re going out this weekend there’s a chance you might consume massive amounts of booze. There’s also a chance when you get home you might try and cook something. Maybe you should think again…

The classic “putting a pizza in the oven before passing out” trick.

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Then there’s making a nice bowl of pasta.

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It’s not just the food that gets burnt.

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How about a big juicy steak?

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Of course even when things are actually cooked properly they probably shouldn’t be eaten…

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Maybe the best idea is to just make a nice cup of tea. What could go wrong?

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In summary: