Jeremy Vine says that this “Veet for Men” Amazon review is “the funniest in history”

The BBC’s Jeremey Vine has shared “hair removal” review and has told his followers, “Sorry but this Amazon review remains the funniest in history.”

5.0 out of 5 stars
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
By Andrew

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks.

The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now.

In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing.

I am suffering so that you don’t have to.

Heed my lesson.

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

Jeremy does have a point. It’s a pretty good review.

Source: https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/720684074243895296