Amazon are selling an “Asia Old Man” you can stick on the wall & the reviews are OMG
Amazon don’t half sell some weird crap. Just look at this:
Yes. Really. A life-size asian bloke “decal” to stick on your wall. WHY OH WHY does this exist?
And the reviews are something else:
5 out of 5 stars By Scott Burley
I put this up in my study area at the start of the semester and my GPA is up to 3.9 now.
Never feel alone
5 out of 5 stars By Michael
Always feel like you have a friend with Asia Old Man
5 out of 5 stars Life Changing By William Haga
This decal has countless purposes and will surely improve your life quality almost immediately. When you feel like you just cant keep doing work just look into your desk “Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Fabric Wall Sticker” eyes and feel his life accomplishments fill your brain for encouragement. When you feel lonely just go and sit by your trusty friend “Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Fabric Wall Sticker” in your den. I swear he is one of the best listeners out there. I can’t tell you how many times one of my hundreds of gerbils has died in a freak auto-cannibalism accident and no one seems to respect my sorrow, so I go to my backyard “Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Fabric Wall Sticker” and cry to him for as long as needed. When you are sitting in your bed contemplating the meaning of life just look up to your bed room ceiling “Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Fabric Wall Sticker” and see the real meaning is striving to be the best person ever and I know what you are about to say, “William how can i become the best person ever.” well it comes in a few steps. Here’s what you need: a comb over black haircut with grey tips, silver no rim glasses, a fake smile (just enough to convince your disgraceful son that a B+ is good enough), a grey and white wavy collar shirt with an extremely large pocket, and finally a pair of respectable jeans tied with a fake brown leather belt, that’s the meaning of life. When you are sitting in your TV room with hundreds of gerbils crawling on you watching constant re-runs of Cory in the House and all you want is a friend to laugh at Meena Paroom only making one nakiska you can look to your TV room “Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Fabric Wall Sticker” and laugh or just awkwardly smile at it. So if your anything like me and are a Gerbil loving continuous Cory in the House fan living alone have these same problems buy 5 of these life savers and strive for your goal of total Gerbil takeover.
There’s even image examples of how this guy would look in your own home.
Above your desk:
By your bed:
Er… thanks Amazon!
Source: http://www.amazon.com/Wallmonkeys-WM31555-Stick-Wall-Decals/dp/B00TLXWVRM