Zac Goldsmith mocked for delivering milk in London: the only three tweets you need to read

On the campaign trail today, mayoral candidate Zac Goldsmith was photographed delivering milk to Holland Park.

This photo stunt, presumably calculated as “man of people” move is amusingly out of touch as milk delivery in urban London has largely become an affectation of the wealthy: ordinary people generally getting milk for £1 from the supermarket in those 4 pinter plastic carriers, the poshos paying upwards of £2 for a pint of fine, hand-delivered organic milk.

It’s not the 1980s anymore basically.

Anyway. Here’s the 3 best jokes:

1.

"Humans! I am a human too! Do not be afraid, I am merely bringing you the lactate of Earthly bovine mammals" pic.twitter.com/yOYficCJUY

— The King of Tonga (@thekingoftonga) May 4, 2016

2.

https://twitter.com/felix_cohen/status/727774472321798146

3.

We also enjoyed the idea that it might be “The cover to Zac Goldsmith’s great lost Britpop album” called “(What’s the Story) Boring Tory?” (@ben_machell, @SimonNRicketts)