Make your own Shakespearean insult with the “Shakespearean Insult Kit”
Fork7 has found this great Shakespearean Insult Kit over on IMGuR – We would call him a “craven common-kissing canker-blossom” but that would be rude.
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with “Thou”:
Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/ng15UsQ