10 reasons to love Somerset
Today is Somerset Day, the annual celebration of a time when everyone in Somerset got together to kill Danish people – so here are ten reasons to love this unique, magical county. Unless you’re Danish.
1. Somerset police once cordoned off a swan when it fell asleep in the road.
2. They have unique ways of walking dogs.
3. The criminals dare to dream big.
4. It’s always full of drama.
5. The locals are NOT to be messed with.
6. The excellent open-air facilities.
7. Cheddar Gorge helped bring about the end of Clarkson.
8. Pubs also offer legal services.
9. Yoda now lives and works in Somerset.
10. Farmers know how to have a good time.